Random

what?

lmao

>>240 WO! heh-heh, I'll take 'em.
heh warp 'em up heh-heh

old and unamusing

>>1980

pisses self with laughter

John McCain is Forever Alone

Granddad reminiscing about the good old days.

erotic dots

I lol'd

cash4gold!

no plebs allowed, bitch

gotta make space for porn

how to get your resume in the trash without having a single word read

>i'm trying

you newfags don't even know about /b/ just facebook

Heartwarming.

>be 34
>5'2, 7/10 (pic related)
>outside one day, on the bus
>see total 9/10, brown hair, cute face
>with this older woman who looks about 40
>the 9/10 catches me staring, I swear she smiles after turning away to look out the window
>thoughts start racing as I look at the back of her head
>start sweating, little bit of pre-cum, nothing that shows through my pants though
>tired of being beta, work myself up into alpha mindset.
>I make the preparations - write my number on a stiff tissue, ensure erection is safely strapped to stomach with belt, quickly eat a mint
>walk straight over to the 9/10, make sure to look her in the eye, wide smile
>say "hi there, you look so beautiful, I'm anon. here's my number, call me if you want to have some fun and take this to the next level"
>try to hand her my number
>that 40yr old woman with her gives me the dirtiest look, and snatches my number away before the 9/10 can take it
>suprised, I say "w-why did you do this?" to the 40yr old
>she just says "Get away from my daughter, now"
>I mutter back, "but I was only..."
>she interrupts and angrily spits "she's 11 years old, what the hell were you thinking? If you don't leave us alone now I'll call the police and tell the driver to keep you here"
>I'm literally stunned
>whatacockblockingbitch.mp4
>I feel my cheeks turning red
>I silently move back to my seat, the whole bus is looking at me now
>I hear someone whisper "...and he looks like a used Q-tip"
>spend the rest of the bus ride looking at the floor, thinking how great my life with the 9/10 could have been

Feelsbadman

>>4066 Any idea where this came from? Reminds me of the Apple Cabin series from LiarTownUSA.

fucking 9gag autists

old people are the worst

fucking /soc/, you neckbeard white knight

good thing apes can't swim

best

MORON

Now That is funny :)

Captain Pronin in Space! Episode 3

first i bang the drum, then i bang your mum

gay thug dating, bitches

>>5194 that's actually pretty funny

what a joker

i love pussy too

it was the shock of her life when she heard the news

best games to torture women in

relaxing at home after work, i'll play a game

huehuehuahue

fucking brazilians

great backstab!

Google Translate is best translate

FUCK

It's "ludacris," says reddit's /u/Anymoreworld.

you can fix lesbians by burning them with curling irons

what if your daughter claimed batman raped her?

How would you feel if this happened to you?

all of the other lumberjacks agree

we are ligeon

EuroEnglish is best German

shiiiiiiet

pokeyman is too realistic

GTA pro

HA

>mfw the ice cream truck comes to my street

just girly things

WATCH VIDEO NOW

GOTTA SEARCH FAST

she's fit

training simulations

fish feel nothing

i mean, really now.

African action movie

I love Cheetos too.

Careful about what memes you invest it.

reebok or nike?

deck sealant

NERF

fucking autists

home alone hard

ho lee fuk!

renderware game engine

mad pipes

.

mad skills

maybe more

the matrix

have you tried just asking him nicely?

imperial legion soldier strong

mad skills

would be great to get the source or subs for it

some classic music to enjoy

meme president

rap battle 1

rap battle 2

above average

not too shabby

now we're getting somewhere

my way

>>5679 more

this is how i feel every day

this seems fitting

pretty accurate

sikkureto bossu

crazy shit

this is something right fucked up

>>5787

it really is sad

this is what it's come to

The horrors we experienced

probably just a glitch

420 blaze it

( ･ั﹏･ั)

multi-track listening

>>5662 it was on tv so it must be true

funny

wolowolowolowolo

english literature

ah yes, childhood classics

makes sense

rob is a fag

game, target audience, and actual audience

:)

i know that penis...

autism approved

lol faggots

women can do science too

funny moving pictures, you frickin fricks

feels vs reals

just the two of us

jew-powered heating apparatus

the alt knight

forgive me

>

did that excite you?

kemono friends mod

fat pig tess holliday

mass effect andromeda is amazing

>>6078

i laughed

what is war

pomf

memes

meme overload

laughs only

own it

>>6337

D:

that's all i've ever seen on social media

patton oswalt is retarded

>>6377

>>6533

>>6549

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder

“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”

>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence

“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”

>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths

“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!

>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu

“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”

>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter

“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”

>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles

“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”

>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

A+

>1920
>be Californian
>get duped into buying Australian eucalyptus trees
>plant thousands of acres
>Australians forget to mention it takes at least 100 year for the trees to mature
>thousands of investors go broke
>2017
>100 years later eucalyptus trees have finally spread everywhere and matured
>Australians also forgot to mention that the trees produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree
>California burns down

>The explosive nature of the eucalyptus and the abundance of fuel produces a very intense fire that 'crowns' -- leaps from tree top to tree top. The fierce blazes have been stoked by the highly volatile oils of the eucalyptus tree, which vaporize under intense radiative heat as the fire approaches and explode, with flames sometimes towering as high as 230 feet. The native home of the eucalyptus, Australia, has eucalyptus forest fires generally every year.

>When eucalyptus waste catches fire, an updraft is created and strong winds may blow flaming bark for a great distance. I think the eucalyptus is the worst tree anywhere as far as fire hazard is concerned. If some of that flaming bark should be flown on to shake roofs in the hills we might have a fire storm that would literally suck the roofs off the houses. People might be trapped

FYI Eucalyptus species have evolved to encourage fire because they are pretty slow to establish compared to other species and need direct sunlight to germinate. A fire clears away all the existing vegetation that would compete with them, gives plenty of sunlight, and creates a bed of fertile ash to germinate. The seeds are protected in the hard gumnuts and rain down after the fire. If the fire isn't very hot most eucs will just resprout even if they look fully charred.

>>6620 THE FUCKING AUSTRALIANS TURNED ISRAEL INTO ONE, GIANT OVEN!!

They're getting really creative with those abortion techniques in red states, huh

The end is neigh!

Becerrillo was the most based dog in all of history.

>killed countless Injuns
>Injuns routinely fled at the sight of him
>received a crossbowmans salary
>fucked numerous bitches
>fathered second most based dog ever, Leoncillo who continued his fathers legacy of bloodshed and terror

Wish I had a conquistadoggo.

In case someone wants to use it, you can copy and paste this:

>六四事件
>六四天安門事件

Both say the same thing in different dialects.

motorcyclefags

this can't be real, can it?

Not that one.

>>6803
Let me put up my stinky chinky wards.

六四天安門事件
"june 4th Tiananmen Square massacre" in Chinese (gets Chinese players banned)

六四天安門事件・天安門大屠殺
Red China army killed great number of Chinese democratization's people in Tienanmen
Square in 1989 Jun .Their China military's tanks killed many democratic citizen .
It was awesome and shocking !

文化大革命
Over 40 million Chinese were massacred by red China of Mao Zedong in Chinese culture
revolution (1966-79) .It's awesome cruel !! , communism that ... , just a mad dog !
Unbelievable ! But that's truth that all .Cause , red China is the bloody red beast or Satan's
country and area in Bible's John's holy prophecy .

人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence
多黨制 Multi-party system 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 反共 法輪功 北京之春 激流中國
大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 侵略 掠奪 破壞 屠殺 民族淨化
内臟器官 蛇頭 遊進 走私 六合彩 賭博 色情 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 Tibet
達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 東突厥斯坦 East Turkistan

That will keep any stinky chinky proxies out of our thread. Please continue the discussion.

>>7278>>7277 /k/ humor