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>>240 WO! heh-heh, I'll take 'em.heh warp 'em up heh-heh
old and unamusing
pisses self with laughter
John McCain is Forever Alone
Granddad reminiscing about the good old days.
no plebs allowed, bitch
gotta make space for porn
how to get your resume in the trash without having a single word read
you newfags don't even know about /b/ just facebook
>be 34>5'2, 7/10 (pic related)>outside one day, on the bus>see total 9/10, brown hair, cute face>with this older woman who looks about 40>the 9/10 catches me staring, I swear she smiles after turning away to look out the window>thoughts start racing as I look at the back of her head>start sweating, little bit of pre-cum, nothing that shows through my pants though>tired of being beta, work myself up into alpha mindset. >I make the preparations - write my number on a stiff tissue, ensure erection is safely strapped to stomach with belt, quickly eat a mint>walk straight over to the 9/10, make sure to look her in the eye, wide smile >say "hi there, you look so beautiful, I'm anon. here's my number, call me if you want to have some fun and take this to the next level">try to hand her my number>that 40yr old woman with her gives me the dirtiest look, and snatches my number away before the 9/10 can take it>suprised, I say "w-why did you do this?" to the 40yr old>she just says "Get away from my daughter, now">I mutter back, "but I was only...">she interrupts and angrily spits "she's 11 years old, what the hell were you thinking? If you don't leave us alone now I'll call the police and tell the driver to keep you here">I'm literally stunned>whatacockblockingbitch.mp4>I feel my cheeks turning red>I silently move back to my seat, the whole bus is looking at me now>I hear someone whisper "...and he looks like a used Q-tip">spend the rest of the bus ride looking at the floor, thinking how great my life with the 9/10 could have been
>>4066 Any idea where this came from? Reminds me of the Apple Cabin series from LiarTownUSA.
fucking 9gag autists
old people are the worst
fucking /soc/, you neckbeard white knight
good thing apes can't swim
Now That is funny :)
Captain Pronin in Space! Episode 3
first i bang the drum, then i bang your mum
gay thug dating, bitches
>>5194 that's actually pretty funny
what a joker
i love pussy too
it was the shock of her life when she heard the news
best games to torture women in
relaxing at home after work, i'll play a game
Google Translate is best translate
It's "ludacris," says reddit's /u/Anymoreworld.
you can fix lesbians by burning them with curling irons
what if your daughter claimed batman raped her?
How would you feel if this happened to you?
all of the other lumberjacks agree
we are ligeon
EuroEnglish is best German
pokeyman is too realistic
>mfw the ice cream truck comes to my street
just girly things
WATCH VIDEO NOW
GOTTA SEARCH FAST
fish feel nothing
i mean, really now.
African action movie
I love Cheetos too.
Careful about what memes you invest it.
reebok or nike?
home alone hard
ho lee fuk!
renderware game engine
have you tried just asking him nicely?
imperial legion soldier strong
would be great to get the source or subs for it
some classic music to enjoy
rap battle 1
rap battle 2
not too shabby
now we're getting somewhere
this is how i feel every day
this seems fitting
this is something right fucked up
it really is sad
this is what it's come to
The horrors we experienced
probably just a glitch
420 blaze it
>>5662 it was on tv so it must be true
ah yes, childhood classics
rob is a fag
game, target audience, and actual audience
i know that penis...
women can do science too
funny moving pictures, you frickin fricks
feels vs reals
just the two of us
jew-powered heating apparatus
the alt knight
did that excite you?
kemono friends mod
fat pig tess holliday
mass effect andromeda is amazing
what is war
that's all i've ever seen on social media
patton oswalt is retarded
>be on vacation in bongland>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk>like a graceful penguin with gout>follow her for a block>working up courage>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag>stares intently for a few moments>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”“I’m sorry, madam, we don-““I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket>starts rubbing at her crotch>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check>turn around>Arya is slumped over the table>raped to death by Pakis
>1920>be Californian>get duped into buying Australian eucalyptus trees>plant thousands of acres>Australians forget to mention it takes at least 100 year for the trees to mature>thousands of investors go broke>2017>100 years later eucalyptus trees have finally spread everywhere and matured>Australians also forgot to mention that the trees produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree>California burns down
>The explosive nature of the eucalyptus and the abundance of fuel produces a very intense fire that 'crowns' -- leaps from tree top to tree top. The fierce blazes have been stoked by the highly volatile oils of the eucalyptus tree, which vaporize under intense radiative heat as the fire approaches and explode, with flames sometimes towering as high as 230 feet. The native home of the eucalyptus, Australia, has eucalyptus forest fires generally every year.
>When eucalyptus waste catches fire, an updraft is created and strong winds may blow flaming bark for a great distance. I think the eucalyptus is the worst tree anywhere as far as fire hazard is concerned. If some of that flaming bark should be flown on to shake roofs in the hills we might have a fire storm that would literally suck the roofs off the houses. People might be trapped
FYI Eucalyptus species have evolved to encourage fire because they are pretty slow to establish compared to other species and need direct sunlight to germinate. A fire clears away all the existing vegetation that would compete with them, gives plenty of sunlight, and creates a bed of fertile ash to germinate. The seeds are protected in the hard gumnuts and rain down after the fire. If the fire isn't very hot most eucs will just resprout even if they look fully charred.
>>6620 THE FUCKING AUSTRALIANS TURNED ISRAEL INTO ONE, GIANT OVEN!!
They're getting really creative with those abortion techniques in red states, huh
The end is neigh!